My intention is not to direct, only to influence. Proceed where you will. Consider the links as beginnings and pursue any other course you desire. Move backwards, forwards, sideways. Browse, explore, and discover things I never dreamed would become part of the experience.

Click until finished.

My apologies if any pages are not found. Their existence may be temporary.

The Quicktime plug-in may be necessary to experience some of the audio/visual components.

Special thanks goes to Ryan Ferreirra who helped record and alter the audio track, in addition to playing guitar (along with myself on trumpet). I am also indebted to memepool and Google for many of the links.